Forget being a redneck – here’s how to tell “you might be from Livingston County”

Jeff Foxworthy taught us all to tell how to tell if “you might be a redneck.” Well, here’s how to tell if “you might be from Livingston County.” (And these will be a lot funnier if you read them in a Jeff Foxworthy voice.)

If you still call it “McPherson Hospital” … you might be from Livingston County.

If you stay out of the right lane on I-96 between Howell and Brighton because you know it’s like driving on a washboard … you might be from Livingston County.

If you know how to pronounce “Genoa” and “Unadilla” … you might be from Livingston County.

If you no longer giggle when somebody talks about going to Hell … you might be from Livingston County.

If you live in a subdivision with the words “Woods,” “Oaks,” “Rolling,” “Valley” or “Pleasant” in it … you might be from Livingston County.

If you have really strong feelings about the roundabouts and think that anybody who disagrees with you is a big stupid idiot … you might be from Livingston County.

If you build extra time into your commute every day because you know you’re going to get stuck behind a tractor … you might be from Livingston County.

If you remember the days when our only Taco Bell was in Brighton … you might be from Livingston County.

If you still refer to that big building in downtown Brighton as the Pink Hotel … you might be from Livingston County.

If you know what the Ugly Naked Guy is … you might be from Livingston County.

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  1. The ugly naked guy has been in Brighton for over 20 years. Is it time to get a new statue? Let’s celebrate all artists.

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